Four things you’ll see on Sunday BEFORE a Chelsea penalty

Four things you’ll see on Sunday BEFORE a Chelsea penalty
Date: 21st March 2015 at 10:04pm
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What is the difference between a Chelsea penalty and a solar eclipse? One hasn’t been seen in the UK since 1999, while the other is a rare phenomenon involving the sun and the moon. Or something. One we won’t see again until 2090, while the other is a rare phenomenon involving the sun and the moon. Or something.

Here, The Shed Ender looks at four things you’ll see on Sunday BEFORE you see the Blues awarded a penalty in their clash with Hull City.

1 – A Mario Balotelli goal. If Mario Balotelli scores tomorrow it’ll be because that is what Diego Costa has changed his name to.

2 – Steve Bruce fight the entire Chelsea backroom staff. After nearly coming to blows with Gus Poyet the other week, it’s safe to assume that Brucie won’t back down from a tear-up, so let’s just hope that the often-passionate Jose Mourinho keeps his emotions in check tomorrow, eh?

3 – A Cesc Fabregas assist. Having failed to register an assist in 10 games now, it seems the Spaniard has more chance setting Peter Beardsley up on a date with Ronaldo’s ex than he has of setting up a goal for Chelsea.

4 – Our new favourite drummer Petr Cech taking a leaf out of Buzz McAllister’s book and doing this on the Chelsea bench. Click here for a bit of context.

What else will we see on Sunday before a Chelsea penalty? Let us know below.

 

8 responses to “Four things you’ll see on Sunday BEFORE a Chelsea penalty”

  1. timmy-meek says:
    22/03/2015 at 06:39

    arsene wenger with no cadigown lolz

  2. Chrisea says:
    22/03/2015 at 07:31

    We’d see Falcao in tears before a Chelsea penalty

  3. mchael says:
    22/03/2015 at 08:54

    We will see pelegrini watching tennis or rugby before a penalty

  4. lastborn says:
    22/03/2015 at 08:54

    We’ll c Falcao win d top scorer award in england b4 a chelsea penalty….

  5. lastborn says:
    22/03/2015 at 09:02

    we’ll c Suarez back in England 2 bite d british press b4 we cn c a chelsea penalty……
    We’ll c Barnes banned 4 matic stamp b4 a chelsea penalty…..
    We’ll c Gerrard win d premier league b4 a chelsea penalty…lolz…

  6. daniel says:
    22/03/2015 at 11:50

    we will see john obi mikel scoring a hat trick b4 Chelsea a chelsea penalty loozz

  7. daniel says:
    22/03/2015 at 11:51

    we will see john obi mikel scoring a hat trick b4 a chelsea penalty loozz

  8. jimoh opeyemi says:
    22/03/2015 at 13:37

    please, dont momkery john mikel obi hatrick goal because he does not have playing time this season he got goal last season against fulham united

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