What is the difference between a Chelsea penalty and a solar eclipse? One hasn’t been seen in the UK since 1999, while the other is a rare phenomenon involving the sun and the moon. Or something. One we won’t see again until 2090, while the other is a rare phenomenon involving the sun and the moon. Or something.
Here, The Shed Ender looks at four things you’ll see on Sunday BEFORE you see the Blues awarded a penalty in their clash with Hull City.
1 – A Mario Balotelli goal. If Mario Balotelli scores tomorrow it’ll be because that is what Diego Costa has changed his name to.
2 – Steve Bruce fight the entire Chelsea backroom staff. After nearly coming to blows with Gus Poyet the other week, it’s safe to assume that Brucie won’t back down from a tear-up, so let’s just hope that the often-passionate Jose Mourinho keeps his emotions in check tomorrow, eh?
3 – A Cesc Fabregas assist. Having failed to register an assist in 10 games now, it seems the Spaniard has more chance setting Peter Beardsley up on a date with Ronaldo’s ex than he has of setting up a goal for Chelsea.
4 – Our new favourite drummer Petr Cech taking a leaf out of Buzz McAllister’s book and doing this on the Chelsea bench. Click here for a bit of context.
What else will we see on Sunday before a Chelsea penalty? Let us know below.
arsene wenger with no cadigown lolz
We’d see Falcao in tears before a Chelsea penalty
We will see pelegrini watching tennis or rugby before a penalty
We’ll c Falcao win d top scorer award in england b4 a chelsea penalty….
we’ll c Suarez back in England 2 bite d british press b4 we cn c a chelsea penalty……
We’ll c Barnes banned 4 matic stamp b4 a chelsea penalty…..
We’ll c Gerrard win d premier league b4 a chelsea penalty…lolz…
we will see john obi mikel scoring a hat trick b4 Chelsea a chelsea penalty loozz
we will see john obi mikel scoring a hat trick b4 a chelsea penalty loozz
please, dont momkery john mikel obi hatrick goal because he does not have playing time this season he got goal last season against fulham united