What is the difference between a Chelsea penalty and a solar eclipse? One hasn’t been seen in the UK since 1999, while the other is a rare phenomenon involving the sun and the moon. Or something. One we won’t see again until 2090, while the other is a rare phenomenon involving the sun and the moon. Or something.
Here, The Shed Ender looks at four things you’ll see on Sunday BEFORE you see the Blues awarded a penalty in their clash with Hull City.
1 – A Mario Balotelli goal. If Mario Balotelli scores tomorrow it’ll be because that is what Diego Costa has changed his name to.
2 – Steve Bruce fight the entire Chelsea backroom staff. After nearly coming to blows with Gus Poyet the other week, it’s safe to assume that Brucie won’t back down from a tear-up, so let’s just hope that the often-passionate Jose Mourinho keeps his emotions in check tomorrow, eh?
3 – A Cesc Fabregas assist. Having failed to register an assist in 10 games now, it seems the Spaniard has more chance setting Peter Beardsley up on a date with Ronaldo’s ex than he has of setting up a goal for Chelsea.
4 – Our new favourite drummer Petr Cech taking a leaf out of Buzz McAllister’s book and doing this on the Chelsea bench. Click here for a bit of context.
What else will we see on Sunday before a Chelsea penalty? Let us know below.